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Best Text Battles Ever

Posted by Baudex, 06 January 2010 · 102 views

Best Text Battles Ever Huzzle
1 .>
I know this bitch be spitting those james bond SHIT
acting all hard copying words from those gangster FLICKS
Its not HARD-TO-TELLthat u're a COUNTERFEIT
not too HARD-TO-SMELL that u so full of SHIT
Battling me's dead wrong like bow wow boxing FIFTY
throwing aimless punches,arms weak &u looking TIPSY
DAMN,u killed ya-self & i didn't even swing a PUNCH
claiming to be boss but u aint king of SUCH
u just a ROOKIE fake like officer RICKY
u aint a DAWG,u can't spit on TUNES{TOONS} even tho u MICKY{MOUSE}
u RHYME like my BITCH
but she RHYMES BETTER when i lick her CLIT
M'iller than AIDS
BUT-U-JUST-CATCHING-COLD
we know u always BITCHING AND-U-JUST-ACTING-BOLD
beef with me,and DOC. be removing PARTICLES
Wanna get TACTICAL?
PUNCH YA FRAME,MAKE BROKEN ICE ARCTIC WITH YA FACE LIKE THIS
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2 .>
/WIDOWERS VERSE DOPE ANTELOPE/
WhiteWidower-
here's my verse bruh. 54 rhymes in 10 bars. enjoy that.

Sad, I never heard of you, I been here for a minute
Checked the word on you, you mighta mixed a win in it
But your own dude gashed you, I'ma twist my pen in it
And write this fast with your blood, dont die before i finish it
You afraid? No spinnin it, shit's tired, no flow, try to cope, dont mope
I'm the lion on this prarie, no hope for a dope antelope
Here's a rope, go choke, piece of L.O.S.S., give ya pallet a rush
Waxin your slut mothers, thats the only time a Tan Tum is Valid to Us
I'm rabid, you flushed, it's your habit to get crushed
Addict for blood gush, so take this tablet and get fucked
I understand why you boast, but thats through, shh, I know, got you speechless
Why shouldnt I coast, from ya whole crew, your flow is the weakest
Stop acting defeatless, battles are whack, you aint nice
100% meatless, padded your track, but who the fuck is Dice?
Your rhymes just dont suffice, worthless mutt, take your maggot friends to weep
I tried to be a good dad, you enticed and fussed, so I'll put your faggot ass to sleep
Fate's grim, here to reap, shits weak, i heard you lull on the statics
And takin vibrators out your ass is the only time you pull automatics
So basically, you can take whatever you write and just shove it
Cuz hastily, I wrote this in my spare time, and the judges will still love it[/QUOTE]
DOPE ANTELOPES VERSE
[QUOTE=Dope Antelope]

Yo, waterfights are the only time ya grippin a pistol
Yeah you white, but couldn’t be EMnEM if you flipped your initials (WW=MM)
Spit with incisions fixing to kill you, I’m the rhymer that’s dope see
You ain’t wiser lines only bolder when you highlight ya multies:rolleyes:
and You cannot fault me, and I’m rawer than you
Cuz I hardly see LOSS like I was ignoring your crew
You weird son, I’m so narrow minded my ears touch
So Ask me who’s Wack, I point at this pussy like gettin Spear Fucked
You think you number one? I came to prove you not that
you’d have to go through puberty again to get the spot back
Little Bitch I’ll throw you a punch, and make you fetch too
I’m double you WW, call me the world wide web dude (www)
without me, you wouldn’t get ya rhymes seen on these internet sites
We use your verses as paper towels, its the only time we feelin’ ya writes
Ya got the wackest features, get smashed to pieces cuz raps ya weakness
we know you is bound to flop like being tied to a flaccid penis
Get slapped and beat up, my shit pummels, you spit bubbles, it won’t hurt me
I aint jokin, you couldn’t beat Dope if you went cold turkey
And I’m so worthy, of the top spot, this joke aint gittin’ through
Why you the White Widower? When dopes Killing you (get it?)






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